that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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