How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
