He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i think im in europe. pls send help
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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