I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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