You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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