I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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