you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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