soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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