WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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