Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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