summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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