i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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