we're blogging at a bar
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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