On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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