it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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