Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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