we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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