and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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