people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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