You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
