her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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