You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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