And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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