My friends, they love my intelligence
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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