I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Well I just put wine in my tea
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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