Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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