The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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