Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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