Do you still have your period?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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