Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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