and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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