You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I wish there were birth control emojis
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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