I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You coming home soon, man?
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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