Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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