I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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