so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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