Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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