i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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