you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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