but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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