Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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