My Higher Power is John Stamos
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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