listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I think weed is turning my hair brown
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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