go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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