i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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