dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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