its not stalking. its research.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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