Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
ELLEHCIM
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WHAT??
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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