JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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