what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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