I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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