Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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