is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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